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wow, the longness of this day cannot be written down in any form of words. instead i will use a picture. i horribly picture i make of ascii characters.

x...._____----=========== ... oo y

you see, the x represents the beggining of the day, and the y next to the two "o"s represents infinity. as you can see, our arrival point is at a spot -beyond- infinity. "how can you do this prof. peterik? it is an assault on my reputation as a maiden fair and true to try and pass off this sillery." well, dear you, my arrival point at point y, or, "beyond inifinty," is due to a slight, but influential, ripple in the space-time continuum that occurred but 10 days ago. you see, when i reached the present before katie did at new year's, what occurred was that my present became her future. the tear was small, it only disrupted 5 seconds. when it sealed, the relation between katie and i was never repaired. so thusforth, now follow me as i try and prove this logically, i will set a set of guidelines now:

we define "the future" as "that yet to come," hencely, at any given moment, no exact point can be defined as the future. instead, one's future occurs that moment plus the limit of x as x approaches zero. so future cannot be a point, but a journey to a point.

SO, let's move on. I exist five seconds ahead of katie. I exist in her future. but that is impossible because no point in time can exist in her future. so i clearly do not exist. but i DO exist, the very - nope, not getting into that one...

The future can not exist at a point in time.
I am in katie's future.
I cannot exist.
I do exist.
I must exist.
I must exist in katie's future.
Therefore, i exist at a point outside infinity.

SOOOO, that y next to the oos above is valid. i also realize that i had a good train of logic going and then the train broke down because i really didn't have a leg to stand on to begin with.

it's been a long day.
i worked, then i came home, then went for a drink and movie with oly and mike. we were to see adaptation, but we got there and decided to see 25th hour instead. it wasn't anything much. then i came home, and a by-product of the movie was that particular brand of by-product where i want to go out to a bar get down. that was not in my future.

what was in my future was the new newlywed game with katie (she doesn't look sexy in pink fuzzy slippers, but her friend kim would; i have mostly twenties in my wallet; but it's ok, after this trying episode, we will stay together) oh wow, that'd be awesome. soooo awesome. take the newlywed game and change the prize from "a second honeymoon" to "stay married." Coming this Spring to Fox, "Fight For Your Wife," three married couples, only one will walk away with the prize: another year of holy matrimony. I'm surprised this hasn't been done yet. Get the couples into legally binding contracts enacting divorce, it takes all our society loves about emotionally exploitative match-making, but rips the joy out of it and injects a healthy dose of what we really love - cynicism and negativity. like, you divorce them and move and change your name and stuff, and the kids have to go to court so you can fight over them, and you have to pay alimony. i bet fox has the power to force the losing couples through this so much that it becomes a reality and they want the divorce. this match up and marriage shows suck because you can't make someone love someone else, what you can do though is make them hate someone.

i'm a goddam genius.

then, at 12 or so, i went to 14lake for a night of cards. i paid for beer and left with the exact amount of cash i came in with. 4 hours of poker and not a penny up or down. i'll take it.

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