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wow, i really hate myself tonight.  and oddly enough it's not due to my weight problem, my cough syrup addiction or even my closeted my little pony fetish.  well, formerly closeted.  hmm, since that's out, let me tell you that i had the most awesome dream last night involving carousel, pinky AND rosey posey.  needless to say, it was very hard to wake up and face the reality of a world full of real girls who don't want get together in a hott three-way.

anyway, why am i so angry?  because i'm a greedy little pig.  rubbing my sick little snout all over the place and making a mess and being wanton and fat and eating everything in sight and not savoring any of it.  you see, i have, courtesy of jude, the dvd collection of the first season of twin peaks.  7 episodes.  i watched episode 2-5 today.  that's 4 episodes.  i should be taking my time, watching one every few days.  but instead, i practically blew the whole damn load today, guaranteeing that in a few days i will have no more twin peaks until the goddam season 2 dvd comes out in 2008.  i hate me.  also, twin peaks rules.

so after i watched these episodes and checked my bed to make sure that sherilyn fenn wasn't waiting in it naked for me instead of agent cooper, i was chatting with jude and he told me that miss fenn did a playboy spread.  i devoted my next 15 minutes to looking on the internet for nude sherilyn fenn pictures.  i eventually found some, except they were all crappy screen caps from some lame movie and not the exquisitely airbrushed glamour that playboy is known for.  i did find one or two high quality classy nudes and by god, i'm in love.  i find myself seeing a lot of lara flynn boyle in her, but sherilyn is not a twig like LFB is.  also, agent cooper is the coolest guy in the universe.  hell, the multiverse.

had some sort of interview today, it was fine.  not getting my hopes up or even sideways.  staffing agencies seem weird.

isaac from the secrets e-mailed me also.  dammit, i kept meaning to write to thank them for the single they sent.  anyway, he reminded me about the 608 show tomorrow so i'm gonna try and scam some tix from zbc and make it out.  also told me about a party at his house friday, "it is gonna rule!"  maybe this time, eh.

the amount of spam i've been getting lately is nauseating.  no, i don't want to buy a house, or get a free motorcycle, or watch you and your girlfriends in a three way, or get a million billion dollars helping launder the ex-president of nigeria's money, so just leave me the hell alone.