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there were osmonds

it's hot as hell and I need to go to sleep.

at work today, i listend to muchos cdos. first up was the beta band album, which despite having a horrible title (hot shots II) and some of the worst cover art i've ever seen in my life, was such a spot on CD that i just want to listen to more and more. then came the pollard disc, which was fucking good old garage rock n' roll, god bless you Mr. pollard. and then came spoon, which you can read about on the front page if you like. listened to each album twice and they all made me quite happy.

then i went to dinner and then i went to work #2 where i learned that BC is doing some "whacked out stuff" including having feminist classes. and i learned from another man that Tip O'Neill was a "fat buffoon."

Then i went from work 2 to the golden temple for steph's birthday, i spent about oh, 45 minutes there and it was well worth my time. well, not like i really had anything better going on.

it's so hot in here and i want to die.

looks like i'm going to the airport to pick katie up tomorrow, and let me tell you, i can't wait for that.

i've also been typing up tons of resumes at work. i never want to write a resume. i have too much dignity. one kid's resume i typed up today included that he "collected amounts due from customers and returned appropriate change completing the transaction." and another who went on for two lines about the halloween party he organized in the tenth grade. and don't get me started on the fucks who in their "skills" section list "internet explorer and netscape" among their many talents. and the people with experience with "windows 3.1" and then everyone and their mom who are "proficient" with "MS Word, Excel, Powerpoint and Access" who i'm sure don't know jack shit about any of them to be called anything but "uses it as well as my grandmother." and i do love the people who are very experienced in "internet/WWW research." I swear to god, i'm far too self-respecting to write a standard resume, and far too modest to actually indicate my real strengths. I hate everyone.

also, working in the career center, i've entered in a shitload of internships and i've been inspired. I should really advertise the fact that I am hiring a girlfriend. I plan to draw up a formal posting soon, i'd love to post it on our database under the "travel/recreation" category, but i don't think people would appreciate it if it got traced back to me. so i guess faxing me resumes is out of the question, but i do plan on advertising this open position. It will be a possible temp to hire opportunity, so all you gals get working on a good cover letter and mix tape.

posted 6 Aug 01 @ 11:59 PM
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