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hmm ok i need to be shot.

First, I watched simple life with hilton and whoever. The show is abysmal, but i have to watch it to see paris hilton slut it out in arkansas, because well, why not? the really stupid girl bit was bad on jessica simpson's show, and now i'm just incredibly apathetic. I don't care that paris hilton says "what's generic." that doesn't affect me at all. Well "what's walmart" was a bit entertaining.

and if watching that wasn't bad enough, as I was watching simple life i was really excited to watch rich girls after it. To be fair though, rich girls is a really good show. and well, only because of the hilfiger girl is a real person with actual human qualities. which is remarkable, because it's the opposite of what you'd expect for the premise and mtv. can't remember the last reality show i saw where i could say that there were real people and not just caricature or a vapid hunk of crap... uhoh. no new rich girls but there is celebrity poker. awesome. this show is about a billion times worse than the world series of poker on espn. in fact, it's bloody terrible. there's nothing fun about watching celebrities be cute and act like goofballs while playing poker. Except the poker part i guess. Ben Affleck is a tool and needs to die. I know someone who saw him lose a lot of money like a tool at foxwoods, and that makes me happy. Now if only he got his ass kicked for bringing his girlfriend to the red sox playoffs game, sit front row, and watch it on the specially installed freaking flatscreen TV.

oh yeah, another reason i need to be shot. sometime about 10 minutes ago i was in the kitchen and for some reason i can't figure out started singing the "shake it" part from the outkast song and doing some unspeakable dance-type thing.

ohhhhh ok new rich girls at 10:30, i guess that's the ten spot or something.

In my infinite wisdom when i missed last week's the O.C. i didn't make the obvious connection that i could just download the damn thing. I'll have that for tomorrow and have 2 freaking hours of it. i can't freaking wait. i wish david schwimmer was still playing, and that ben affleck contracts aids or something. that was the most retarted thing i've ever seen, guy matched an all in call with three to a flush. phew, affleck just lost a hand. man, i wish they'd just play poker and not talk. seeing the camera cut to david schwimmer in the back room saying "jesus strong hand" makes my soul hurt. man, this willie guy i don't know is playing reckless and somehow winning. i like it. the other great thing about this show is incompetant commentary. ugh. affleck going down. only time for one more hand though, heh.affleck's gonna go all in and lose. haha sucker. i was right.

cast of the west wing next week. i hate this show. afflect immediately reaching for his cigarettes.

ok, i think i need to tv off until rich girls so i don't get sucked into the queer eye show. ok i really want to turn this off but i can't. i can't bring myself to do it. and i want a goddam bunch of gay guys to give me a makeover and clean my room. also, i just saw a tshirt of the straight guy's that i want. it's pink and has "nintendo high score" in stupid blocky iron on letters. not really, cause it's hideous, but i like it's spirit. oh yeah, speaking of shirts, i need to buy that mix tape shirt from dieselsweeties. done and done. i wish there was some magic way to pick the right tshirt size. i tried large. hope it's not too big for my disaapointingly narrow frame. I need a navy long sleeve shirt or something to wear under this tshirt so i can pimp it out and be the envy of all who see.

willie garson plays carrie's gay friend on "sex and the city." his character name is stanford blatch. that's who was playing poker. - jude